HERE'S WHERE THE STRIPES END

Meg an Jack broke up, so no more stripes for you. I'm not sad. But still, because they're fuckers and won't tell us why ("It is for a myriad of reasons, but mostly to preserve what is beautiful and special about the band and have it stay that way."), so we can, you know, like, cope and shit, I'm gonna let'em play a song here, but not one of theirs. One of Don Van Vliet's, cause he had the decency to die before he did anything stupid.
Jack, on your knees and Meg for mercy.

The White Stripes - Party Of Special Things To Do
(Captain Beefheart cover)