Why isn't Kylie Minogue married? Why doesn't she have any kids by now? Why is she still available? Can anyone answer me that?
Oh, and for Christ(ina)'s sake, leave Britney alone.
This weekend I have been listening to these two girls. Yes, I was. Well, it was a couple of hours, but that's all it takes. I can't remember how I ended up listening to Britney Spears, I think it was a South Park episode that did it. I really felt bad for her. And I wanted to see what I was talking about all these years, cause I've never really listened to any of her songs before. Not really. And now I did. And I was right: she's not the worst pop star you've ever seen. Brandon Flowers is. And she's not the worst spoiled bitch around either. I think Manson is. Alright, alright, alright: Paris Hilton.
As for Kylie....
How can anyone not like her. How can anyone compare her with Madonna? She's 10 times better. And I'm not talking about the music, because...well, why mention music in this context? Kylie's just...normal, decent. I've been watching clips with her and Nick and I always loved the chemistry between them. So I ask again: why is she still single? There was this one clip in which Nick Cave was telling a joke. A penguins joke! Buaha. And Kylie refused to tell the one about the snail colliding with the turtle. And Ray Cokes told a pretty funny one which nobody (including himself) seemed to get: A skeleton goes into a bar and asks for a pint of beer and a mop. Hahahahahahahaha. Ha.
Oh, and I actually downloaded her documentary "White Diamond", it took me days and hours (mkv) and when I finally pressed Play it was a fucking Werner Herzog movie! Herzog!! Again!! I swear I'll never get rid of this curse, I'll just keep on stumbling on his dumbass movies wherever I go. I mean it was like closing your eyes and openning your mouth expecting a sweet chocolate surprise and then realizing you've been tricked and you are, in all actuality, chewing on pure manure.
Oh, right, yes. The Fantômas DVD. Yeah, I watched it. My eyes are still coiled with fear and disgust of what they had to endure. Who did that? And why?? I demand an explanation for what happened there, because all the therapy in the world ain't gonna get me through this one. Who the fuck thought it would be cool or fun or edgy or, God forbid, artistic to fuck up a perfectly decent video recording with all (ALL) those special effects, which weren't special AT ALL! Fucking DEFAULT fucking Photoshop fucking Filters throughout the WHOLE fucking thing. That guy didn't miss ONE single filter. Not one! It was beyond ridiculous, it was a really gross joke some intern from Adobe probably found terribly funny, but not I. Oh, and the farting thing at the end just topped it all up majestically, it really did, Mike, thanks. If Mike Patton's actually insane (I personally think he's posing), he's insane for letting this material be released as it is. What was wrong with the original recording? Plain and simple rock concert video, two three cameras at the most, left, right and close ups. What? I swear the guy who did that shit has never actually listened to Fantômas. I mean, if he thought the music would be boring and that these FX would actually enhance the experience....For FUCK"s sake, man, at "Rosemary's Baby" Mike's eyes literally turned RED. Come on, why?? Dude, the music is a handful as it is, your artistic take on it was really uncalled for...
The rest of it is fine.
Here's one sample, but this one is actually decent compared to the rest of it. It's the only one I could find, though:
Here's one sample, but this one is actually decent compared to the rest of it. It's the only one I could find, though:
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