MOISTBOYZ

I'm gonna pretend this is not a Ween related post and so should you. I can be diverse, yeah? I can shuffle, baby.

Check out this Moistboyz song: it doesn't sound like Moistboyz. I cannot listen to this song without thinking of that video for "Pink Cigarette" that some Mr Bungle fan put up on Youtube. "Pink Cigarette" used to be a romantic song, if a bit on the suicidal side, until that video came out. Now it's song about stalking. As is this one.

Do I sense a Butthole Surfers vibe here?

Jeff?

Nevermind, it went away.

I'm not really a Moistboyz fan. I do love Mickey and I'm proud of his health and fishing trips and life style altogether - "This is living!" ha ha - but, you see, Moistboyz "are men, they enjoy this existence." And therein lies the problem: by many definitions (including my own) I am not a man and nor do I enjoy this existence. I'm probably gonna wait for Aaron to form a side-project with all the people in his head, that sounds more like my kind of jam.

But this Stalker song, though very repetitive, is sleazy and demented enough for my taste. Well, I'm more of an aftertaste type of guy, me, but..ah forget it.

You know who walks like this song and is not a stripper? Remember that guy who flirts with Mallory in Natural Born Killers? He puts his beer bottle on his cock and totally walks toward her like this song, I swear. Either him or Christopher Walken waltzing with Olive Oil.

For some reason I love the following lyrics in this here rhythmic blues that never ends: "I tried to call you 14 times but you won't see me / Okay thats it, I get the hint, I'll just say that you raped me". What's wrong with me, why do I like these words so much?

Mommy?

Mommy?

Mommy needs a bath?

Ta-na-na-na-na-na

Moistboyz - The Stalker


p.s. Pink Cigarette is 11 times classier, no doubt about it.